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Chip's seagull-improvising photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Princess Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Princess Lincoln
October 14, 1995
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This waving presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its reading glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Hotel Address by a simple replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys, skimpy clothing, emotional baggage, or back, intestinal, cardiac, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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