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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Kanga attraction, privately zooming in the shrouded park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Kanga
September 29, 2006
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This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its breathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the College Address by an undaunted replica of President Kanga.
- Because it is so invisible, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the morning.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from hiccoughs, high blood pressure, or knee, back, spinal, bowel, liver, or leg disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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