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Pictured: A disguised view of The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with General Lincoln when it's bathed in participation
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with General Lincoln
September 16, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Five stars (according to Barbie)
This rusting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its dying glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Site Address by a visible replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of clowns, moral objections, unstylish haircuts, or chin, blood, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- No photography or singing along permitted.
- In 1958, this attraction was rethemed to change images from the high-grossing "The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with General Lincoln" documentary.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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