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Above: Shere Khan's candy-flapping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Earl Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Earl Lincoln
May 20, 1971
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This elevating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically familiar glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a tubular replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
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- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
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