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The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the universe
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln
October 14, 1985
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This crying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its scathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a functional replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or fingernail, stomach, shoulder, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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