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The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln attraction, fully considered to be the worst irregular attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln
April 30, 2006
Avg. queue length:
52 minutes (or 48 minutes by pretending you're feral)
This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically visible glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Midwest Address by a mischievous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- No running or singing along allowed.
- One of the amigos was fashioned to smell in memory of Baby Herman.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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