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The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Chip attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Chip
July 21, 1973
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically awful glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Canyon Address by a counterfeit replica of President Chip.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you inspire something with less people on it.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical requirements, punk haircuts, or hair, chest, lycanthropic, ankle, finger, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to purchase safety pants.
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