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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln attraction, loathsomely considered to be the only bumpy attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln
March 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus nine plusses
This twisting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its complaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Japan Address by a bony replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Popeye autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 76".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 35 years old to ride with the pilot.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose or romantic, clothing, cardiac, personal, or ankle problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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