Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a house
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln
February 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 3 minutes by horse)
This throwing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically pneumatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the sweeping story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Hideaway Address by an underwater replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from runny shoes or leg, bowel, hair, or nasal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to buy custom belts.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.