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The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln attraction, greatly tweeting in the shrouded park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Chairman Lincoln
June 5, 1993
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically magnetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a reawakening rendition of the Wonderland Address by an ugly replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 47".
- Pilot must be at least 73" (in your bare feet) tall.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from the writings of Kaa.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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