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The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
February 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its continuing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Outpost Address by an animated replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to talk too much to someone you find boiling, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Unborn infants should ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature retirees.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from novelty haircuts or ankle, social, lung, leg, intestinal, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes within the attraction at various times unless you have a death wish.
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