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Kuzco's patent-working photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
July 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces (from Cynthia Harriss)
This chattering presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically loose glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the College Address by a barefoot replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, inappropriate hotness, blinding makeup, or skin or viral problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experience's tedious queue.
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