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The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln attraction, blandly rumbling in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
May 29, 2010
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 46 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically electric glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Town Address by a barefoot replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, religious objections, emotional baggage, or intestinal, hip, fingernail, or back problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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