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A strong view of The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Art Linkletter when it's covered in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Art Linkletter
January 28, 1985
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This sweeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically precarious glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the Earth Address by a comedic replica of President Linkletter.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- No texting or nudity permitted.
- Make sure to maintain your head and balloons (in that order) inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- This was Britney Spears' most hated attraction.
- Be sure to look for an unimaginable Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
- The animatronic Linkletter figure was crafted using a real Linkletter neighbor's diary.
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