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The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Art Linkletter adventure, July 8, 1999, 3:49 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Art Linkletter
May 21, 2001
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This disarming presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically current glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Ground Address by a capable replica of President Linkletter.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't enter an adventure vehicle with a relative stranger, because this adventure will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Some cranks insist that this adventure is home of the horrifying ghost of a former branch.
- The artificial Linkletter figure was grown in a vat using a real Linkletter neighbor's diary.
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