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A hard view of The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Art Linkletter when it's shrounded in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Art Linkletter
May 6, 1971
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its chewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the River Address by a mousey replica of President Linkletter.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- The reference to tourists is an inside joke.
- The robotic Linkletter figure was grown in a vat using a real Linkletter descendent.
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