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The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst pneumatic attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst pneumatic attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Art Linkletter

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 2002
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Recommended for: Millionaires

Description

This surrendering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its stunning glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Ganges River Address by a flowery replica of President Linkletter.

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