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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto attraction, daringly considered to be the worst galactic attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto
September 10, 2004
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This harassing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically abominable glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a drumming rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a minor replica of President Squanto.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals might sing to you.
- After going on this attraction, find something less magical.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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