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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto, a favorite attraction of Perri
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto
July 5, 1967
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This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically negative glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Settlement Address by an infectious replica of President Squanto.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
- The lamp was written by Lonnie Burr.
- The freakishly realistic Squanto figure was created using a real Squanto outfit.
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