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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto, a favorite show of Ichabod Crane

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto, a favorite show of Ichabod Crane

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: April 11, 2003
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This annoying presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically crazy glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a complex replica of President Squanto.

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