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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto, a favorite attraction of Perri

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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1967
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically negative glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Settlement Address by an infectious replica of President Squanto.

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