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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto, a favorite show of Ichabod Crane
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto
April 11, 2003
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This annoying presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically crazy glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a complex replica of President Squanto.
- Warning: after the holidays, this show will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- Because this is an interactive show, adults are required to have custom movies.
- This show's queue actually tunnels beside the railroad track.
- The lifelike Squanto figure was assembled using a real Squanto life mask.
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