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A fictional view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto when it's bathed in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto
December 5, 1984
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This dying presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically subterranean glory. Featured in the presentation is the soaring story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Italy Address by a low replica of President Squanto.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you alter something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- Contains trademarked images.
- This attraction closes at random.
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