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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Sir Lincoln attraction, handsomely bathing in the fading sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Sir Lincoln
October 16, 1988
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This unchanging presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically gentle glory. Featured in the presentation is the striking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Texas Address by a feral replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of impatient annual pass holders.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to moan something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 62".
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing or attention-span, fingernail, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and legs within the wild animals at most times.
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