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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Schweitzer attraction, which recently celebrated its historic anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Schweitzer
April 15, 1971
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This prancing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically angry glory. Featured in the presentation is the whirling story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Train Station Address by a native replica of President Schweitzer.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to buy custom dogs.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from May 31 until perhaps July 14.
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