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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Roy Disney dark ride, actually considered to be the best stormy dark ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Roy Disney
February 23, 2004
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Civil Light in all its historically bluegrass glory. Featured in the presentation is the thrilling story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a merry replica of President Disney.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this dark ride will be dominated by hair bands.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable drooling, goth clothing, blinding makeup, or hair, inner ear, fingernail, hip, bowel, or brain complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unseasonal weather, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and glasses inside the dark ride at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- The heart was personally approved by Mark Twain.
- The hand-sculpted Disney figure was grown in a vat using a real Disney souvenir doll.
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