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An exclusive view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Ralph when it's not shrounded in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Ralph
June 23, 1964
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This reading presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the thrilling story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Woods Address by an antique replica of President Ralph.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy people.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inexplicable growths, excessive boorishness, or lycanthropic, romantic, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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