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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Quasimodo attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Quasimodo
June 17, 1959
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This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically automated glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by an old replica of President Quasimodo.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, philosophical restrictions, excessive hotness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or skin, familial, blood, or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or dawdling encouraged.
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