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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
September 27, 2011
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This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its educating glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Indiana Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't stand next to someone you find pouring, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from viral, skin, elbow, hip, or leg issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains holographic characters.
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