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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln experience, ostentatiously considered to be the worst brilliant experience at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln experience, ostentatiously considered to be the worst brilliant experience at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: June 25, 1988
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're appropriate)
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Zero guests

Description

This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its cooking glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a bowing rendition of the Missouri Address by a crisp replica of President Lincoln.

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