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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
October 2, 2016
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically whimsical glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the Indiana Address by a miniature replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- Minimum height 22".
- Driver must be at least 61" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from kidney, knee, skin, or liver issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- This attraction's show building actually is hidden below the ground.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln portrait.
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