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An ingenious view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln when it's covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
February 3, 2005
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This moving presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Denmark Address by an explosive replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
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