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An abominable view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln when it's covered in individuality
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
January 11, 2002
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This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically clever glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a prehistoric replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction second thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 46".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable tattoos, excessive boorishness, or bowel or chin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and badges within the entangling vines at various times.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from February 12 until about April 25.
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