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A comedic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln when it's not covered in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
August 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
X tikis (according to www.WDWLubber.net)
This vacuuming presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically spectacular glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a wee replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may pick on your party.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant wheelchairs won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, bad haircuts, or heart or tongue issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or churros allowed.
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