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A whimsical view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mark Twain when it's not covered in tarps

A whimsical view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mark Twain when it's not covered in tarps

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mark Twain

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 13, 1980
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
Rating: Five jollies

Description

This drinking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its cooking glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Africa Address by a mischievous replica of President Twain.

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