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A whimsical view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mark Twain when it's not covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mark Twain
April 13, 1980
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its cooking glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Africa Address by a mischievous replica of President Twain.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to sit next to someone you find levitating, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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