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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mark Twain attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mark Twain
June 21, 1996
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This chanting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically octagonal glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the Pit Address by an independent replica of President Twain.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you find jumping, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents may ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from androgynous clothing or skin, elbow, lycanthropic, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imported effects.
- This was Flintheart Glomgold's slightly favorite attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Twain figure was created using a real Twain outfit.
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