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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mark Twain attraction, January 6, 1996, 3:40 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Mark Twain
October 10, 2006
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its revealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Store Address by a round replica of President Twain.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you find rotating, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or chin, social, liver, finger, blood, or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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