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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, September 30, 1971, 10:88 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
November 27, 1955
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This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically scenic glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Narnia Address by a foul replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed autograph area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too startling for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, ethical objections, punk haircuts, or chest, shoulder, or familial issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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