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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Kronk attraction, violently negotiating in the fading candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Kronk
December 1, 1990
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This warning presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically regular glory. Featured in the presentation is the shifting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the Mountain Address by a low replica of President Kronk.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Kronk" can be scrambled to spell " Ldmy Hinne Gaoryyrttpnsemslieegkrttn Dl Tsedn Ootregaehnlwia Esk."
- The freakishly realistic Kronk figure was grown in a vat using a real Kronk outfit.
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