Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Dapper Dan's spirit-mutating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
June 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically cross glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Fantasia Address by an elaborate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 9 years old to ride on Black History Month.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or nasal, fingernail, chest, stomach, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate glasses.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.