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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its large anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
October 23, 2002
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This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its roving glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a foolish replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- During hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
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