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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation

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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 1960
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Intended for: Infants

Description

This tripping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its bowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Region Address by an ornate replica of President Lincoln.

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