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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln dark ride at night
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
January 2, 2014
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 36 minutes by horse)
This changing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically independent glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a boiling rendition of the Florida Address by a cursed replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this dark ride in the morning.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character photo place.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, dietary objections, or skin issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imported effects.
- No shoplifting or singing along encouraged.
- Within this dark ride can be found the secret cast members-only Chez 69 hideaway -- the only place in McGuireland where alcohol is mandatory.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln life mask.
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