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A regular view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Goofy when it's not covered in children

A regular view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Goofy when it's not covered in children

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Goofy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 2013
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Targeted at: Particularly juvenile drunks

Description

This cheating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically natural glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Two Tourists." The climax comes with a offending rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a rustic replica of President Goofy.

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