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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Psycho the Weasel
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
June 2, 1962
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This avenging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically trusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Toyland Address by a black replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland V.I.P.s may be able to visit this attraction half a quarter hour after its breaking down for the day.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and strollers away from the attraction at most times.
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