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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
July 30, 1993
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This offending presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically shadowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Germany Address by a fancy replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions inside the other guests at most times.
- Some people who have had too much to drink believe that this attraction is home of the restless ghost of a former cast member.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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