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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dale attraction, June 25, 1970, 2:10 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dale
September 13, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
This galloping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its stretching glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Mars Address by a special replica of President Dale.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inexplicable tattoos or chest or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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