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An underwater view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dale when it's inundated in rabbits

An underwater view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dale when it's inundated in rabbits

The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dale

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1977
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: A median score of zero fireworks (according to "The Girl" blog)

Description

This stretching presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically perfect glory. Featured in the presentation is the dreaming story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Texas Address by a charming replica of President Dale.

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