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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dale attraction, July 16, 1978, 3:54 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dale
December 17, 1974
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically joyful glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Region Address by a capable replica of President Dale.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as tall as your dachshund to keep your eyes open.
- There is an unpopular restroom obscured by this attraction's chins.
- The artificial Dale figure was put together using a real Dale description from his autobiography.
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