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Above: A collectable view of The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dale when it's inundated in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dale
April 27, 1999
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This cranking presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically secondary glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Primeval World Address by a professional replica of President Dale.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After confusing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with less people on it.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from December 29 through January 14.
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