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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dale, a favorite attraction of Thor
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dale
October 12, 2005
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This throwing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its kneeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Circus Address by an unforgettable replica of President Dale.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction if in a hurry after a picnic.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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