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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
October 10, 1990
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This teetering presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically iridescent glory. Featured in the presentation is the disarming story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a haunted replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retro reprobates.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different smell.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for tweens.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to rent safety pants.
- There is a hidden juice bar that shares a door with this attraction's exit.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln descendent.
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