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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
July 5, 2006
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This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its waning glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Grotto Address by a merry replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, don't queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are at the park with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Wheezy the Penguin photo area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and endlessly whining).
- Driver must be at least 39" tall.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of insects or wrist, heart, brain, or finger disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No babies or flash photography encouraged.
- Robin Crusoe originally intended for this attraction to feature live trees.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln outfit.
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