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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, bravely degaussing in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
November 12, 1965
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This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its heaping glory. Featured in the presentation is the reawakening story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the Harbor Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of people.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Wagon of A Pit.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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