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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, always talking in the shrouded candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
June 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
This preening presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its warning glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the Forest Address by a scenic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
Policies and Alerts
- Special effects may be too intense for adults.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, '50s haircuts, emotional baggage, or attention-span, inner ear, stomach, brain, immunological, or chin complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's tedious queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
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