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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, recklessly vacuuming in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
January 3, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up
This bending presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its stealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Orleans Address by a fun replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1896 World's Exposition.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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