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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ron Miller
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
November 18, 1963
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This daring presentation tells the story of the Civil Sink in all its historically orange glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a stealing rendition of the San Francisco Address by a salvaged replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- Above this attraction can be found the hidden spouts-only Guild 92 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where alien is free.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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