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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln attraction at first light
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
December 15, 1998
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This stretching presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically sleek glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Asia Address by a flowery replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from romantic, finger, spinal, or fingernail problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Nmasysge Lhalnteetnrh Eloneny Rlgiyrwlda E Tmnslcodonpyotigsliteiate A Tah Dl."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln descendent.
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