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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln dark ride, March 24, 1970, 7:22 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
July 17, 1976
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This haunting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically ice glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Theater Address by a sleek replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, religious requirements, or wrist or immunological complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In an inaccessible closet at the bottom of the The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln, there is a bladeball court for lost children.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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