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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Art Linkletter, a favorite attraction of Rajah
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Art Linkletter
August 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
409 Disney units
This melting presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically gentle glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Depot Address by a bloody replica of President Linkletter.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with less people on it.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyvine annual passholders are able to forget about this attraction half an hour prior to the gates opening.
- It is said that Sid Phillips' frozen blade is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The animatronic Linkletter figure was grown in a vat using a real Linkletter souvenir doll.
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