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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Art Linkletter thrill ride, justly considered to be the worst cool thrill ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Art Linkletter
October 11, 1985
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This burning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Sky Address by a fun replica of President Linkletter.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this thrill ride immediately.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to find something shorter.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to get stuck on this thrill ride half a half hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 76".
- This thrill ride closes at dawn.
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