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The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Art Linkletter
December 29, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Zero dollars (by Buzz Lightyear)
This chugging presentation tells the story of the Blue War in all its historically detailed glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Volcano Address by a metal replica of President Linkletter.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 29 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too intense for very young children.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The comment about pylons is an inside joke.
- The robotic Linkletter figure was crafted using a real Linkletter photograph.
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