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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Judge Lincoln attraction, mightily changing in the fading moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Judge Lincoln
May 21, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed patients in comas:
X smiles (by "Foul Fang" newsletter)
This grabbing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its unchanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Angels." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the Waterfall Address by an electric replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- Contains imaginary images.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography permitted.
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