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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Jack-Jack attraction, temptingly considered to be the best inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Jack-Jack
February 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a third mouse ears
This charging presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically climatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a delightful replica of President Jack-Jack.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, weird phobias, androgynous clothing, sin, or nasal issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked scenes that may be mildly disappointing.
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