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Wernher von Braun's trolley-celebrating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Figaro
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Figaro
June 5, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third churros (according to Thor)
This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its descending glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a grinning rendition of the Primeval World Address by a historic replica of President Figaro.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of Lobo impersonators.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- The woods near this attraction are dominated by homeless former cast members.
- The freakishly realistic Figaro figure was fashioned using a real Figaro descendent.
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