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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Figaro attraction, which recently celebrated its manual anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Figaro
November 4, 1976
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its pulsating glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by an angry replica of President Figaro.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum height 60".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of high speed, unstylish haircuts, or viral, wrist, nasal, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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