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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Faline attraction, wildly considered to be the worst unimaginable attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Faline attraction, wildly considered to be the worst unimaginable attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Faline

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 10, 1981
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Designed for: Spendthrift millionaires

Description

This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its rolling glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Outpost Address by a trusty replica of President Faline.

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