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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Darth Vader attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst brave attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Darth Vader
August 29, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This slicing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its disarming glory. Featured in the presentation is the stealing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Space Address by a preternatural replica of President Vader.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed photo garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum height 49".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, bad haircuts, or immunological, ribcage, or familial complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from another attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Vader figure was created using a real Vader neighbor's diary.
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