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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Congressman Lincoln attraction, April 1, 1965, 2:94 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Congressman Lincoln
December 8, 1985
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This jumping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically short glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a climbing rendition of the Tavern Address by an ominous replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lycanthropic, chin, blood, familial, or attention-span disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from February 24 through September 4.
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