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A dry view of The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Congressman Lincoln when it's bathed in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Congressman Lincoln
July 22, 2013
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This traveling presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically talented glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Woods Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something longer.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from finger disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from yesterday through July 12.
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