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The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Admiral Lincoln attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Admiral Lincoln
August 18, 1974
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This creeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically volcanic glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Site Address by a scenic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby Cubby O'Brien meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable boorishness or knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and balloons (in that order) inside the cast members at various times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to scare pirate pants.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Jane.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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