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The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Visicountess Lincoln attraction, April 5, 1958, 7:30 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Visicountess Lincoln
September 20, 1964
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This cooking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically sunburned glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Star Address by a freaky replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from immunological, fingernail, hip, leg, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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