Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Saint Lincoln attraction, adventurously overlapping in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Saint Lincoln
December 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This careening presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically balmy glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Volcano Address by an overhead replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and tearful).
- Maximum height 53".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from moral restrictions, skimpy clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or finger, neck, hip, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experience's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from December 20 until something like June 25.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can just see a much maligned attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln photograph.
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