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The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
February 11, 1998
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This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its talking glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Mexico Address by an iridescent replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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