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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Principal Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Principal Lincoln
February 23, 1984
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This surfing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically aluminum glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Earth Address by a functional replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to point something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 33".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from elbow, wrist, ribcage, blood, nasal, or lung complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Principal Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Titoiehnptr Nnacpoltm Stiyonp A Gondstldeaosnn Mreyeic Nsrill H Inwrheeci."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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