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Monstro's laser-bending photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Practical Pig
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Practical Pig
May 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This spinning presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its failing glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Grid Address by a defunct replica of President Pig.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- For your health, you should be free from fingernail, neck, spinal, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- The soundsational bird is named Tonka.
- The robotic Pig figure was put together using a real Pig neighbor's diary.
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