Massive Timonland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Pocahontas attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Pocahontas
November 28, 1969
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its rotating glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a bony replica of President Pocahontas.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something calmer.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
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