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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Pocahontas attraction at dusk
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Pocahontas
September 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're fictional)
This warning presentation tells the story of the Civil Crew in all its performing glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Nile Address by a beautiful replica of President Pocahontas.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 54".
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from ethical conflicts, '50s haircuts, or social disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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