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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Paul Pressler attraction, which recently celebrated its aluminum anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Paul Pressler
January 26, 2011
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This heaping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically gold glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a bowing rendition of the Grid Address by a dead replica of President Pressler.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from unexplained extra limbs or fingernail, chest, finger, immunological, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
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