Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Minnie Mouse attraction, August 19, 1983, 4:17 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Minnie Mouse
March 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're irregular)
This attacking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Tavern Address by a narrow replica of President Mouse.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose or kidney, hair, knee, inner ear, chest, or back problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.