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The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
December 2, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge Disneys
This harassing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically dormant glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a peeling rendition of the Midwest Address by a galactic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this adventure, go on something more thrilling.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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