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The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Inspector Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Inspector Lincoln
February 10, 1978
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This preening presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its cranking glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Settlement Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with corporate crocodiles should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Contains olde-timey illusions that may be mildly disappointing.
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