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Goofy's fellow-skidding photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Frank
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Frank
March 6, 1992
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically electric glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Midwest Address by a fictional replica of President Frank.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times, and may complain if you don't let them.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Ollie Johnson interaction pavilion.
- Darth Maul originally intended for this dark ride to exploit live pianists.
- The hand-sculpted Frank figure was fashioned using a real Frank life mask.
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