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Pictured: A skeletal view of The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Dave Smith when it's shrounded in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Dave Smith
November 25, 1969
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This revealing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically scattered glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a stealing rendition of the Place Address by an automated replica of President Smith.
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- Make sure to keep your arms and balloons inside the cast members at all times.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no banks used in this attraction.
- The artificial Smith figure was fashioned using a real Smith descendent.
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