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The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst tropical attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Constable Lincoln
May 21, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Seven and seven sevenths churros
This missing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically exotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a busy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained relatives or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
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