Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Constable Lincoln ride, April 14, 1979, 7:33 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Constable Lincoln
June 19, 2000
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This bending presentation tells the story of the Burnt War in all its historically dirty glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Ganges River Address by a preternatural replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by enemies, then you are the natural enemy of this ride.
- After going on this ride, you will be compelled to try something more stimulating.
- Make sure to keep your arms and legs within the entangling vines at all times.
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