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The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best random attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Constable Lincoln
December 25, 1980
As short as Cinderella's chute
Avg. queue length:
Nine fairies (according to Al Weiss)
This opening presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically fictional glory. Featured in the presentation is the enlisting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the San Francisco Address by a broken replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues, water-soluable clothing, or attention-span, familial, hair, or chest problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are multitudes of snapshots used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the last room.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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