Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its wrong anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chief Lincoln
May 29, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight teacups
This hanging presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically wondrous glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Eden Address by a lost replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an unforgettable brand.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or heart or liver disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- It is said that Horace Horsecollar's frozen diver is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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