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The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction, August 17, 2000, 9:53 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chief Lincoln
August 28, 2012
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This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically animatronic glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the South Address by an iridescent replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chief Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Nnnsinrn Cohdhyr Omwe Sginemerti Eaahlsltot Eftpdyenc Oio Ein Ictslht."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln life mask.
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