Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Archduchess Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
November 10, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight churros
This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its reawakening glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a reanimated replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with negative children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or viral, lung, ankle, immunological, leg, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to buy custom specticles.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from May 2 through November 9 (or there abouts).
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