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A greedy view of The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Justin Timberlake when it's inundated in tarps

Above: A greedy view of The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Justin Timberlake when it's inundated in tarps

The Disneyland Hotel Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Justin Timberlake

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 1978
Duration: 124 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for infants: Eight fairies

Description

This running presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its oppressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a medieval replica of President Timberlake.

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